hyruleschampion said: he’s ahead of the making fun of madi game
im so glad linkisk liked that post
last night my friend madi was talking to me about the animal kingdom and she was sort of crouched on the floor and she went “i cant believe humans are the superior” and as she said “species” she randomly without even trying to move somewhere just lost her balance and face planted onto the fricking carpet.
- fake gamer girl: i love zelda she's so cool
- me: zelda is the name of the guy
i was at a con and met up with a friend cosplaying someone from SNK and after like six hours she says she really hasta pee and I say well then go pee and she says it took her an hour to get into here cosplay and I offer her the hotel room I am staying in so she can get out of it and pee and she goes “no when i take this off Im going to bed” and snk cosplayers dont mess around.
dude but you know in spirited away in the river spirit/stink spirit scene it’s raining outside but somehow when we see chihiro inside the mood is rainy??? ??? how they do that?? ? ? ???? how they rainy??
someone once told you that
the stars we see in the night sky
are actually long dead
it’s the first time you feel your
heart break for anything other than
commercial breaks or recess bells
so your spend your childhood watching
your life through a telescope from orbit
so you spend your childhood
staggered by the scope of it
like the space between your fingers could be
the space between the earth and the moon
like the space between your body and their bodies
could be the space between far away stars
like the sky could open up at any second and
pull you up and away
years later, there are still times when you remember that
the speed of light effects the speed of time and
your head will start to ache with words that are too big
for your mouth
you were never very good at
calculating forevers anyway
you were the only kid in your
third grade class who
didn’t dream of becoming an astronaut one day
so yesterday at school i was hanging out by the vending machines and to give this story context, the day after it rains i spend at least ten minutes saving worms from drying up on the sidewalk so i walked inside to the vending machine hangout and mentioned that to a friend and then some dude i dont know asked why and i told him that someday when im drowning in a bog or something all of the earthworms will recognize me and millions of them will lift me to safety and he just nodded and accepted it.