one time when we were dissecting crawdads i took the claw off and figured out i could make in clench and unclench by pulling some piece of fleshy stuff on the inside of it and needless to say i chased some pretty horrified english students across the hall with a fully functional claw.
zoology is a hilarious class because at the beginning of the year you’re wearing gloves and cringing as you dissect a crayfish and at the end of the year you ran out of gloves and never bothered to buy more so you’re bare-handed and having food fights against your lab partners with whatever you found in your shark’s stomach.
Anonymous asked: HOW IS YOUR KNEE DOING?
it’s in a cool brace with hingers and I almost have full movement back! plus whenever i take off the brace it leaves marks that make my leg look like a cool robot leg just barely passing with some sort of fake human flesh to disguise it.
so im a cashier and sometimes people’s check number is my birth year and I’ll say hey thats the year i was born!!! ! ! but last weekend some check number was like 1784 and for some reason i almost said hey that’s the year i was born!!! ! ! and now i keep almost saying that to people when their checks numbers are like 1924 or 1472 and I just wanna laugh for a second and then make intense eye contact and call for the next in line but idk i might get written up for insinuating im an ageless being at a farm store