i jsut tried ot read that bee post out loud but i couldnt stop laughing and my brother had to take my laptop and read it himself.
So I went to this goth night club and it was p cool with a dance floor and dance cages and sweet people but there wasn’t really anyone there yet because my friend and I got there so early so we were some of the only people there and I decided to hit the bathroom and to get there I had to walk through this lounge and it was just the eerily quiet room away from the music with lounging sofas and velvety chairs and there were these random people who watched me walk through without saying anything and in the bathroom I had to convince myself I wasn’t in a trendy revamp of an Anne Rice novel and those vampires weren’t gonna eat me when I went back into the club.
probably the best part of that convention was when i got really tired and my friend offered to push my wheelchair for me but he was cosplaying dean winchester so he had this shotgun prop and i offered to hold it for him and so i was just wheeling around dressed as merida holding a shotgun and people kept shrieking about it and asking where my bow was and i just looked them in the eye and cocked the gun and said “ah’ll be shootin’ fer my own hand.”
i always picture my online friends being my height and then I find out they’re like 5’7” or some shit you guys are all titans.
Anonymous asked: Yo Molly forever and a day ago you did an anonymous confessions thing and I sent you a story about how I pooped deep in the woods at my community college and burst out of the treeline to realize I was next to a parking lot and I've spent the past five minutes trying to rewrite that story to no avail what would you have tagged it under, dood? Lotsa love, yer mystery pooper
fuckin hell I don’t tag anything really not even my asks most of the time ever since missing e ended I’m so gomen because I don’t even remember that story and now we’ll both have to just forever recollect the few details we have of that marvelous tale.
last night my friend madi was talking to me about the animal kingdom and she was sort of crouched on the floor and she went “i cant believe humans are the superior” and as she said “species” she randomly without even trying to move somewhere just lost her balance and face planted onto the fricking carpet.
- fake gamer girl: i love zelda she's so cool
- me: zelda is the name of the guy
i was at a con and met up with a friend cosplaying someone from SNK and after like six hours she says she really hasta pee and I say well then go pee and she says it took her an hour to get into here cosplay and I offer her the hotel room I am staying in so she can get out of it and pee and she goes “no when i take this off Im going to bed” and snk cosplayers dont mess around.