A Slovakian couple is on the same farm as me, and the girl doesn’t know much English so we haven’t spoken much. But she just opened Google translate and had it say, “Hi Molly, How are you?” ANd then she smiled and made it say “FInally, we can talk!” And then I used it set to Slovakian to answer her and it was the cutest language barrier breech I’ve experienced yet.
I climbed a mountain yesterday. I spent ten hours climbing a mountain. And because of Brie I said. At the very top. Of Norwegian mountain.
"We did it, guys. We climbed this whole mountain."
It’s 2014 and I’m still Homestuck trash.
It’s really cold right now, being the Arctic and everything, so after work we eat huge really warm and filling meals and today i realized I’ve gained like eleven pounds and I never gain weight like that? My thigh gap disappeared and I was like “oh no. Oh my frick I have to fix my food habits right now. This has never happened I have to start jogging.” And then five minutes ago the farmer offered me cinnamon roles and I’ve decided I’d rather eat five than go jogging once.
"french boys are so charming" everyone says until a French boy literally tries to throw you into the Arctic ocean because he and the Austrian dude with you think it’d be funny.
I’m FINALLY reading the Anne Rice vampire novels and I DID NOT expect The Vampire Lestat to bum me out this way. The way people discuss the books, I excepted vampirism to be romanticized but instead everyone is upset and I’m upset and I ca’t process this level of bummed outtitude.
Today I found an abandoned carrot in the field someone forgot and I picked it up and started eating it and just ignoring that it was still covered in mud and then I found some fish bones and remembered we fertilize the field with seaweed from the beach and I was eating dead fish mud carrots and I almost cared but then i found another flawless carrot and ate that one too. And this is living on a farm.
I put my laundry in the wash and then took a nap and when I woke up i looked out at the clothes line and saw someone had hung up my laundry and I said “oh no” because I just knew somehow it was the handsome French boy and so it was. This morning everyone was teasing me about it and I said “my underwear has scottish terriers on it!” And he laughed and said “I know, I saw.” And I am packing my bags there is no place for me in Norway. Not even in the Fjord could I escape this moment. I am jumping into the sea, see you all in Valhalla.
I just had to spend a few hours in the hospital and after everything a nurse came to give me some antibiotics and I said “where do i go to pay for these” and he looked at me like I wasn’t even speaking English and said “no. it’s NHS.” and just walked away.