Last night this guy and I were walking by the sea, and across the water on an island was this blinking, bright green light and it’s all we could see and he said “what is that?” and I said “don’t worry it’s just symbolism.”
gnarlyninja answered: Risk will come by on his motorcycle around 9
I was trying to decide if it would be more terrifying to celebrate my 21st birthday with ONLY Risk or with a group of people gathered BY Risk and I’ve decided to just avoid him altogether.
BUT GUESS WHO TURNS TWENTY-ONE IN LESS THAN A MONTH. I have no car and no money. Who’s throwing me a party and when can I expect yall to pick me up??
what I love is that we really do. like of all the dumb party fads to endure, flimsy red plastic cups? ok
I wouldn’t know, Archie. I am under twenty-one and therefore would never spend my time on debauchery and mindless, reasonless delinquency such as underage drinking. To even suggest that I would even consider being… i ran out of words
in every country i’ve ever been no mater who i talk to, no mater where i go, one person will inevitably ask the same question:
"so do americans really use the red cups at parties or?"
this dude here told me he had seen FMA: Brotherhood so I started talking about the episode with Shou Tucker but apparently it’d been a while since he’s seen it and he had no idea I was still talking about the anime when I said “so anyway, when the dad combined his dog and his daughter…” and the dude goes “what??? what??? how did he do that?” and I didn’t realize he didn’t know I was still talking about FMA so I said “….with Alchemy?” And he got totally freaked out and I got totally confused and in the end apparently he thought I was telling him some dude in America got arrested for using Alchemy to turn his daughter and dog into a talking Chimera.
Someone here tried to say “let’s chill the fuck out” after work but idk if there was a language barrier or what but they ended up saying “let’s chill the fuck” and we all started saying it about everything now. Let’s chill the fuck. Let’s eat the fuck. Let’s harvest the fuck.