I’m FINALLY reading the Anne Rice vampire novels and I DID NOT expect The Vampire Lestat to bum me out this way. The way people discuss the books, I excepted vampirism to be romanticized but instead everyone is upset and I’m upset and I ca’t process this level of bummed outtitude.

Today I found an abandoned carrot in the field someone forgot and I picked it up and started eating it and just ignoring that it was still covered in mud and then I found some fish bones and remembered we fertilize the field with seaweed from the beach and I was eating dead fish mud carrots and I almost cared but then i found another flawless carrot and ate that one too. And this is living on a farm.

I put my laundry in the wash and then took a nap and when I woke up i looked out at the clothes line and saw someone had hung up my laundry and I said “oh no” because I just knew somehow it was the handsome French boy and so it was. This morning everyone was teasing me about it and I said “my underwear has scottish terriers on it!” And he laughed and said “I know, I saw.” And I am packing my bags there is no place for me in Norway. Not even in the Fjord could I escape this moment. I am jumping into the sea, see you all in Valhalla.

I just had to spend a few hours in the hospital and after everything a nurse came to give me some antibiotics and I said “where do i go to pay for these” and he looked at me like I wasn’t even speaking English and said “no. it’s NHS.” and just walked away.

gnarlyninja:

keilidhsays AND iseeavoice GOT TO MEET BRYAN LEE O’MALLEY BUT TOOK THE TIME TO GET ME THIS. I’VE BEEN FREAKING OUT ALL DAY. I’M STILL YELLING. I DONT THINK ILL EVER GET OVER IT. ACTUAL TEARS

#ONE OF MY IDOLS TOLD ME TO KEEP WRITING

I should mention now that when he signed that he told me quietly “I mean Riskry shipping Au. Tell her to keep writing Riskry shipping Au.” Then he called you weeaboo trash, high fived me, and skate-boarded out of the tent. It was all too fast to really take in. But I guess you should write more Riskry.

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I met Bryan Lee O’Malley today! I had no idea this would be part of my visit in Scotland, but my friend had an extra ticket to his event at the Edinburgh Book Festival! He was very approachable and spent a minute or two chatting with everyone in the autograph line. I was gonna have him sign my copy of Lost at Sea, but I left it at home (oops!), so I bought a copy of seconds. When he asked what to write in it, I told him “do what you feel.” He looked sort of nervous and said that was too vague, but I adore the simple autograph and mushroom doodle! The book jacket is going to my friend Liz, who is way more deserving to meet this author, and I hope she gets to one day. I had him sign it for her as a gift, and because I notoriously destroy book jackets. Anyway, Bryan Lee O’Malley is a cool dude with an entertaining name to say over and over again.

tonight I called my friend while I was in Glasgow and said “I’m sick and tired of everything” and hung up.

and then i called him back and

there is nothing else for me to do in Scotland.

i was never seen again.

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dumb frickin lame baby goats with adorable cheeks

dumb frickin lame baby goats with adorable cheeks

in fifth grade i had a dinosaur origami book with special dinosaur scale paper and before i got to even try it out this boy asked to borrow it and i said sure and he never gave it back and he left our school and like six years later my friend started dating him and she told me she’d get the book back for me but it was gone and to this day I don’t trust men.

(Source: gatorbiscuits, via trashbugs)

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redecorated my 3DS.

redecorated my 3DS.

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keilidhsays:

Only with a Yes vote can we become the Fire Nation

Look at this pamphlet I got in Glasgow last week it’s terrifying I’m in awe.

keilidhsays:

Only with a Yes vote can we become the Fire Nation

Look at this pamphlet I got in Glasgow last week it’s terrifying I’m in awe.

So yesterday in Edinburgh I saw some people in cloaks and long hair and I told my friend “if I met someone alone in the street with long hair and a cloak, i’d assume they’re a vampire and run.” And later we went on a haunted tour underground led by a guy in a cloak who mentioned being a vampire. And I said “I was JUST saying someone in a cloak looks vampirey!” And he said “Yes, and the long hair too.” And pointed at his hair and I was like……”yeah. I was…saying that too.” And he was like “we’re real, we just give tours.” And idk about that tour guide you guys. I. D. K.

alright i found out many differences between seals and sea lions but the most important is that sea lions can walk on land because their flippers will rotate beneath them, but seals can’t do that so they just have to wiggle around on their big seal tummy chub. vital information.