I picked strawberries today. In the Arctic. While it was snowing. And they were still sweet. Strawberries are so metal. Also, fab colors on my plate today.

“ Be good at loving people, correct punctuation can’t ever love you back. ”
— a friend on the ableist and classist issue of intelligence and worth being directly linked to a person’s ability to speak in a way that is considered “proper,” spell, and use correct versions of words (you’re, your, their, they’re, there).

My friend and I are building a barricade in Glasgow.



I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,
Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,
Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine:
There sleeps Titania sometime of the night,
Lull’d in these flowers with dances and delight;
And there the snake throws her enamell’d skin,
Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in:
And with the juice of this I’ll streak her eyes,
And make her full of hateful fantasies.
Take thou some of it, and seek through this grove:
A sweet Athenian lady is in love
With a disdainful youth: anoint his eyes;
But do it when the next thing he espies
May be the lady: thou shalt know the man
By the Athenian garments he hath on.
Effect it with some care, that he may prove
More fond on her than she upon her love:
And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 2, Scene 1

AAAAAHHHH! Puck/Oberon gifs!!!

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Last night this guy and I were walking by the sea, and across the water on an island was this blinking, bright green light and it’s all we could see and he said “what is that?” and I said “don’t worry it’s just symbolism.”

gnarlyninja answered: Risk will come by on his motorcycle around 9

I was trying to decide if it would be more terrifying to celebrate my 21st birthday with ONLY Risk or with a group of people gathered BY Risk and I’ve decided to just avoid him altogether.

BUT GUESS WHO TURNS TWENTY-ONE IN LESS THAN A MONTH. I have no car and no money. Who’s throwing me a party and when can I expect yall to pick me up??

incredibeard replied to your post:in every country i’ve ever been no mater who i…

what I love is that we really do. like of all the dumb party fads to endure, flimsy red plastic cups? ok

I wouldn’t know, Archie. I am under twenty-one and therefore would never spend my time on debauchery and mindless, reasonless delinquency such as underage drinking. To even suggest that I would even consider being… i ran out of words


in every country i’ve ever been no mater who i talk to, no mater where i go, one person will inevitably ask the same question:

"so do americans really use the red cups at parties or?"



shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot


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this dude here told me he had seen FMA: Brotherhood so I started talking about the episode with Shou Tucker but apparently it’d been a while since he’s seen it and he had no idea I was still talking about the anime when I said “so anyway, when the dad combined his dog and his daughter…” and the dude goes “what??? what??? how did he do that?” and I didn’t realize he didn’t know I was still talking about FMA so I said “….with Alchemy?” And he got totally freaked out and I got totally confused and in the end apparently he thought I was telling him some dude in America got arrested for using Alchemy to turn his daughter and dog into a talking Chimera.

Someone here tried to say “let’s chill the fuck out” after work but idk if there was a language barrier or what but they ended up saying “let’s chill the fuck” and we all started saying it about everything now. Let’s chill the fuck. Let’s eat the fuck. Let’s harvest the fuck.

Tromsø, Norway - Colors.

Sunrise, Sunset, Rainbows, and the Northern Lights. The North isn’t always white with snow.

Photos from my trip so far, given to me by the people I’m with since I didn’t bring my camera. The top three are from the climb to and the peak of Mount Ullstind.

I’ve been somewhere for too long once everyone figures out my sleeping habits.

"do you just sleep every time you get a chance to sit down?"

"it’s time for me to take my leave."